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saw a starfish on the beach today & was absolutely ENAMOURED - literally 3 of us were just squatting over this tide pool watching him move
#stream#omg i just remembered i was the last 1 to change / shower & i had just walked back from the cold ass shower thing to rinse off the salt &#punya came over & he was like ‘brother …’ & i was like what ? & he went 😏🫴#& i asked what do u want me to give u ?? ‘a cigarette u motherfucker’ ‘u know what i would love 1 TOO bitch but GUESS who smoked them ALL b#it WASNT ME !!!’ 😭����😭😭 AKSJAKSKAKSKKSKSKAKSLSKSL#& NOW I DONT EVEN HAVE A VAPE BC OF THE FREAK BRIT THAT JUST WALKED OFF W IT#i’m still not upset abt it i’m more so just bewildered ? just shocked ? like i didn’t even care to try to get it back i was just like ok ?#i’m still shocked by it bc it’s just so#COMICAL ? LIKE ??? 😭😭😭😭 did neither of us speak english like 2 entirely different messages weren’t sent#LIKE ITS NOT A DISPOSABLE THIS IS A RECHARGABLE REFILLABLE VAPE#it was just 20£ & getting 2 disposables are also 20£ from the off license & i used literally like 80 ? 100ml ? in it ? so saved money#regardless but i did buy a pack of pods but 1 of the 3 that i used didn’t end up working & that was the third on it excluding the original#battery & those are 10£/pack so 30£ overall for what would equivalently be like idk probably around 10 of those 5k off license vapes which#would yea be 120quid so including the price of the vials themselves it’s 3-for-10£ used 5#so that’s 50£ bs 120£ even w the cost of a new device say + 30 that’s still only 3/4 of the price of what it would be using dispos which ar#cheaper than cigarettes REGARLESS#even the 30/120 that’s still u know literally a quarter of the cost it’s just a bigger upfront cost but it’s significantly cheaper long ter#STILL SAVING MONEY …. i say as if addiction isn’t inherently a waste of money but u see to that argument i budget it like food bc that’s ho#addiction works it’s just going to continue & ur going to include it in the budget as if it’s a PHYSICAL NECESSITY TO LIVE#to be fair sometimes it is lol like bro i couldn’t stop drinking w/o being in a hospital bc alcohol withdrawls can literally kill u#like my blood pressure was over 180 at 1 point when i was detoxing in hospital 😭😭😭😭😭#SCREAM#anyway#forget that#happy new year 2024.5 😍😍😍#my new year starts now fuck u the first half was just warm up#could i stop smoking if i wanted to ? yes ! will i ? absolutely fucking not !#IM ALLOWED THIS AS A TREAT#THAT I INHALE LIKE OXYGEN: CONSTANTLY
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#ameera speaks#gotta stop flirting with bulimia everytime i get my period#becoming a stereotype now babe#omg i used to track when id throw up and noticed literally do it every 30. 60. 90. 120 days#like 1) crazy how regular i am. 2) the second i realised it was a period hormones thing it immediately became embarrassing 😭😭😭
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Lol I was telling my husband I have to resist the siren song of my stard. farm cus I need to play RnScp. Then I logged into RnScp to get three farming achievements the moment I load in. The call of agriculture lives within me.
#omg I cannot wait to grow herbs in our apartment#I also want to grow other stuff too like maybe some strawberries or green beans#but I need to research how Canada climate works and stuff#I have lvl 105 farming#which is the xp equivalent of getting lvl 99 twice#which used to be the max level possible in the skill#but it's a 120 now which is my goal#I want that shiny farming cape....#ill get it in maybe 3 years#sunny speaks
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convention money is crazy. i wish i could make that kind of cash just from taking pics with people and signing my name on shit. lord what misha and jensen made in two days would feed and house me for a decade easy. madness. i bet they got free food all weekend too. fuck my entire life aint worth $250k. i could literally sell everything i own, a kidney and my ass to a dozen dudes and still be 90% short of what misha and jensen made this past weekend.
you and me nonny, you and me 😔
personally im good. i dont need their money. i'll wear my wool sweater and wool socks and keep warm etc etc but it just feels so unrealistic sometimes. like they really do be living such a completely different life than most of their fans. thinking about con prices and such really is crazy. im not gonna come on here and say they should do this and this with their money but i do hope they do feel some resposibility to do something useful with it
#the thing is. im fine. im good. my uni is covered like 99% by the state. i have my student loan which im saving for something else. and i#live with my family during normal uni days (not rn tho). and i get that theyre in like a completely different period in their lives. they#have worked like 30+ years and i know misha comes from a poor family and i do know he often donates to charity which is nice#but like every time i actually sit down and think about the numbers. jeez. like. one picture. i payed 120 euros for ONE picture with misha.#and i get that i dont have it bad. i went to a con. im going to a con. but like. i do that and have to not do something else. yk? i have to#choose. imagine never having to think things through without buying (omg re rob and the watch or whatever)#anyways. idk. feels weird. the world is unfair (i hate saying that). and i doubt they (jenmish) will get cheaper and i doubt cons will stop#so yeah. i suppose it kinda is a it is what it is situation#stuff like this is always so weird. we mock my dad for going on business trips and stuff. but for him thats tiring. so like i get its their#job to do cons and thats tiring. but for me. (us?) an outsider. it sure looks like a really easy job. idk. im just ranting and throwing#thoughts out there. hi! if you bothered reading this far down <3#funny that my feet are freezing rn. the amount of wool clothes im wearing you guys. crazy. gonna take a hot shower later to warm up
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omg idc what game this is but if ur a high lvl player and youre in a team with other players who are lower level/lower power than you idc how much you want to fucking snub them in your head you dont fucking leave the fight halfway/afk and let them suffer !!!!!! like you can diss them in your head all you want just carry this one fucking battle before leaving its not too hard for you ainnit
#FUCK THAT DUNGEON WAS TRAUMATIC#THAT LITHIA AND I WERE LEGIT FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES YO FUCK THAT ADRESTIA WHO LEFT HALFWAY#MY BAE LITHIA DIDNT LEAVE AND LET ME SUFFER ALONE..... her st buffs useful for once tbh#the screen was just a mash of colours and lights mf i was too busy staring at the simplified chibi minima#bcs i cld not see the boss AT ALL so i kept casting in the wrong direction#i revived 4 times and chugged at least 50 potions in this one fight fuck this man#pruinaum is not going great and i have to do at least 11 more dungeons to even get past advance 1 for my new vos weapon#my foj weapon gives me a 200k cp increase but nooooo#i need to farm with the vos weapon that drops my cp to like 1mil omg fuck thsi#THIS POST IS ALSO IN REFERENCE TO THE ONE TIME I BROKE 120 AND A 200 NEKOMANCER GRAN PLAYER (I RMB THIS SO CLEARLY)#ONE HTI AND AFK'ED THE ENTIRE FIGHT#bro i was struggling so bad against that shiva it took me 1 hr manualling to clear#in hindsight (as a higher lvl player) i shldve just left it be cos other players wld carry if they saw the timer tick low enough#but anyways defining traumatic experience in all my games (whr theres coop anyways) whr i carry the higher level players ugh
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SLAYED THE SPIRE BY THE SKIN OF MY TEETH YAHOO this is a new acc on my computer (ive been playing on my brothers pc and acc before this) meaning a bunch of things hasnt been unlocked yet so im amazed i managed this.. and also bc my deck kinda fucking sucks LOL but i managed to do this amazing double tap + headbutt loop which carried me in the final boss WAUGHHH but i also barely made it cuz in the second last turn i almost DIED...... but i did it ��
#also i had a crazy relic combo where i had anchor (1st turn 10 block) + horn cleat (2nd turn 14 block) + captains wheel (3rd turn 18 block)#like omg... THANKS#no but that was super crucial bc i barely had defense cards LOL#oh and i got feed at the very start which was incredibly useful hence why i have like 120 max hp#also this is like a 3rd save scummed attempt HAHA cuz i kept breaking my headbutt double tap loop w gamblers potion#but in this successful attempt a big difference was i didnt use the pummel i got 1st turn immediately#cuz drawing that again in the 2nd last turn ended up clutching the run cuz using that with double tap + built up strength did crazy damage#super awesome run.. 😁
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it’s me and the holiday inn continental breakfast against the world
#the orange juice is so good istg#omg also#slightly unrelated but yknow what’s crazy#i work at a hotel and the bright side of that is tht u can use the discount anywhere in the world#and anyways the tickets and the hotel together were like 120 lmao#and the tickets were good too lol was almost at barricade
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an; hiiii pookies how are y'all joão is literally so husband coded urg it's unfair i hate pretty people sm❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 people are so crazy??? blaming a single man for the loss??? hello the last time i checked football is a team sport so how can you blame ONE PERSON???? honestly if anything it's on the team not on a single person tbh it's not even on the team shits happen there are days were everything goes against your wish im really disappointed by ppl who are hating félix rn like poor man is just 24!! he's a human!! he's allowed to be nervous and feel overwhelmed!! he's allowed to make mistakes!! cmon man even your goat couldn't score a goal in 120 mins then how come you're shitting on félix there's so much i want to say but im too angry for that now peak stupidity lowkey feel like it's 19 nov 2023 (portugal version) (my desi ppl will understand the trauma behind this date😀💔) but atleast we didn't troll our players and won the t20 wdc before the legends' retirement so there's that hehe 🎀🌷💌 F1!READER YAY ALSO THAT MAGUI (ew) DOESN'T EXIST IN THIS AU SO YAY JOÃO ISN'T TRAUMATIZED BY THAT THING!!!!! ALSO SINGLE JOÃO ERA BEFORE HE DATES BEAUTIFUL YN ERA 😇☝️
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Omg the dog shapeshifter ask is amazing but like- cat. i can already imagine Tim being all over you and being one of those guys where half his personality is just that he has a cat. Dick would 120% invest in those hoodies with the pouch to carry their cats, and Jason just carries you everywhere (wiggles be danmed).
The only person who has any qualms about it is Alfred because everything is covered in cat hair lmao.
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You tended to take the lead when it came to your relationships with the Robins
They were just too busy with duty and heroism that they rarely ever took the time to be or get into relationships. So you would help them, cover them in that area per se.
Though there were times, like an actual cat, that you suddenly hate their asses or be indifferent. You didn’t notice it yourself really. Sometimes you were just stressed from real life problems and whatnot
or dealing with Bruce’s constant sermons about how you were a bad influence on Jason. Blaming you for all these strung up bodies across the streets of Gotham that had been tied up with yarn and catnip.
sometimes you just wanted to reel back the persona you’ve built up as a villain and just chill out
but you see, if there’s anyone who would notice the slightest change in your demeanor it would be the batboys
Tim and Jason would be the first. They spend the most time with you.
Instead of giving them a kiss or a quick fuck after a job well done, you’d just say goodbye and leave.
Not even in your signature cat joke filled way of saying goodbye
Hell you would even just teleport out of there without a word
Tim would have most likely observed you more, but Jason? Jason would be on your ass in seconds
“Hey, kitty? We need to talk.“
Did I mention that the boys love to use various cat related nicknames for you? The cringier the better.
(Damian just calls you pussy at times)
In anycase, Jason knocks on your door. But you do not respond. Like, for a long fucken time.
Ofc, he smashed the door open.
And what does he see?
Well first it was nothing. I mean his eyes weren’t directly on the floor immediately . But then he move his gaze down,
You, in your cat form.
He just about screams. Shrieks. Like I could maintain his sense of dignity for you dear reader but nah. It started as a shout of surprise before it turned into a high pitched cry, and lastly cooing.
He’s confused at first and is worried about your sudden disappearance til you cleared things up.
Something about a curse that turns you into an actual cat at random moments.
You said it interrupted a lot of your civilian business (school, work, etc.) and so your mental health and well being took a decline.
And boy did Jason go mom mode.
He’s more on the practical side. He makes sure you’re comfortable and guarded especially when in dangerous situations.
Will never let you go on a heist with this curse on going. What if you get shot by a guard? What if you get kidnapped by those horrid animal pounds? Not to mention those perverts that would… no he shook his head.
Definitely keeps you within arms reach at all if not most times.
Tim finds out soon after. You tried to ask him to respect your privacy, but he couldn’t help himself. He was scared to death that he did something wrong or exposed something he did that breached your trust.
He immediately buys a ton of cat related products for you.
Not only that he does an extensive amount of research on cat health and diets.
His rooms gets covered by different studies on cat cellular makeup before he realizes that
Oh crap, he kinda enjoyed this.
And he hasn’t looked up how to actually cure this curse of yours.
Damian soon follows. He’s got it the worst out of all members.
Prides himself with his wide experience and knowledge with animals.
He uses visits to the vet as a threat when you misbehave.
But you’re a villain, you don’t get scared easily right? What’s the worse that could happen at the vet’s?
… yeah he almost got you neutered/spayed.
Safe to say that you were much more obedient after that.
Bruce isn’t that available or good with pets, so he mostly just funds whatever the boys do hoping that it’d lead to them not destroying stuff or killing people for you any more than before the curse.
Dick is the last to find out, and that was because Tim dropped a whole thesis about why the latter should definitely have more [Y/N]-cat-duty hours!
I mean just look at those charts! Your happiness is definitely at its highest when you’re with him
(ignoring the fact that he showers you with catnip)
Dick is definitely the
Cuteness aggression that borders on abuse type of cat owner
Very touchy with you.
And yes he invests a lot of money to get have pouches on his suits for you to be in. If not you’d be like that one cat from Spiderman Miles Morales just hanging out from a backpack of sorts, designed so you’ll never fall out.
Collars.
These men have collectively spent around hundreds of thousands of dollars on cat related shit
And you’re still wondering how tf this curse came to be
#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x you#yandere imagine#yandere fic#yandere core#male yandere x reader#yandere male x reader#batfam#dc#batfam x reader#jason todd#jason todd x reader#dick grayson#dick grayson x reader#tim drake#tim drake x reader#damian wayne#damian wayne x reader#yandere jason todd#yandere jason todd x reader#yandere dick grayson#yandere dick grayson x reader#yandere tim drake#yandere tim drake x reader#yandere damian wayne#yandere damian wayne x reader#yandere robin#yandere robin x reader#robin
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Hii!! can you do chris x f!reader where she posts on tiktok to the audio that goes “give bitch sum head or sum” and chris sees it and takes her up on it?? tag me if u do it pls!!
𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐒𝐔𝐌 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐔𝐌 | 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐎
⋆⑅˚₊ — synopsis: you filmed a tiktok to the sound “give a bitch sum head or sum” while Chris is filming but he sees it while he’s out, so what will happen when he comes home?
⋆⑅˚₊ — pairing: chris sturniolo x poc!reader
⋆⑅˚₊ — warnings: oral (fem!receiving) , use of pet names , swearing , face riding , slight fluff & aftercare , established relationship , and overstimulation
a/n: i loved writing this request so much, also thank you for 100 followers ! 👅
a/n 2: join the taglist , ts looking empty 🫡
⋆⑅˚₊ — word count: 1.5k
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You were sitting at Chris’s desk, Tiktok sounds filling the emptiness of his room as you scrolled. Chris was currently out with his brothers filming a video, leaving you to be bored and alone.
While scrolling you stop on a video, the sound intriguing you. It was the beginning of the song “Slob on My Ckat” , the lyrics being “Give a bitch sum head or sum.”
You get up from Chris’s desk, walking into his bathroom and looking into the mirror. You place your phone on the counter, putting all your focus on your hair, fluffing it out a bit. You then pick up your phone, getting a good angle through the mirror.
As you film, you save some as drafts, and have different options to choose from. You finish up, heading to Chris’s bed, sitting up by the headboard.
While sitting there you start to go through the multiple takes, figuring out which one is posting worthy. You find the best video out of the bunch, captioning it, then posting it.
The fans knew you and Chris were together, so you got a lot of recognition on your Tiktok account. Some fans were not really fond of yours and Chris’s relationship, but it didn’t really bother you.
You get up from the bed and go upstairs, wanting a snack and a drink. Upon opening the fridge, your eyes wander throughout the various drink options. Lyrical lemonade decorating the shelves, along with pepsi, root beer, and water.
You grab a watermelon lyrical lemonade, going to the cabinets to get a bag of popcorn, and venture your way back down to Chris’s room.
Before sitting down on his bed, you grab his tv remote off his dresser, thinking about what to watch. You pick out the movie “Get Out” by Jordan Peele. The movie proceeds, but your phone is blowing up with notifications from Tiktok
Opening the app, your notification box is filled with likes and comments. You go and view your Tiktok, reading some of the comments as well.
likes: 106.4k Comments: 10.1k Shares: 120
comments:
@ christophersturniolo
- 👀
@ lucy50
- omg you’re so pretty 😍
@ sturniolofan111
- AHHH CHRIS COMMENTED
@ spam.jess
- lord chris is lucky 😩
You took notice of Chris’s like and comment, not thinking much of it since it was normal for him to do so. Getting more comfortable under his covers, you put your phone down and regain your focus on the movie.
𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐏𝐎𝐕
Me, Matt, and Nick were out filming a video. Nick’s timer had gone off, meaning we had to reset the camera. While doing so, I opened Tiktok, browsing through my following.
I came across my girlfriends video, listening to the audio, and smirking to myself. I liked and commented as usual, looking at how good she looked. An idea came to my head, now wanting to hurry up and get home.
Matt bangs on the window, telling me to look up from my phone and face the camera.
“Chris and Nick look towards me!” Matt yells, his voice slightly muffled since he’s outside. Me and Nick just look at each other, wondering where such anger came from.
Matt then walks to the driver side, getting into the car, and fixing his hair while doing so.
“So where were we?” Nick asks, wanting to get back on track with the video. I left him unanswered, impatiently wanting to go home.
We talked for about 10 more minutes before putting the camera up and making our way towards our apartment. I texted my girlfriend that we were on the way home, placing my phone in my lap, and glancing out the car window.
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐎𝐕
You get a notification on your phone, causing you to jump as you were absorbed into the movie. The text was from Chris saying he was on his way home. You grab the remote and pause the movie, getting up and using the bathroom.
Coming out of the bathroom, you collect your trash, and throw it away in the trash can in Chris’s room. You lay back down in the bed, grabbing your phone and scrolling through instagram.
A couple of minutes later you hear the garage door open and close, signifying the triplets were back home. You continue to be on your phone, waiting for Chris to come into his room.
You hear his bedroom door open and shut, footsteps coming closer to the bed. You look up from your phone and smile at Chris, getting out of bed, and giving him a hug.
“I’ve missed you too baby.” Chris says, gripping that back of your thighs, and hoisting them around his waist. You press a kiss to his lips, Chris using his free hand to grasp around your neck.
You pull away, smiling as you climb out of his arms. Turning away from Chris, you plop back onto the bed. But Chris doesn’t come and lay down he just stares at you, his blue eyes becoming intoxicating.
“Chris, why are you looking at me like that?” You question him, he just smirks and comes closer to the bed.
“Y’know I saw your video right?” He asks, you slowly nod, trying to understand the connection between this. He grabs onto your ankles, pulling you even closer to him.
“Chris what are you doing?” you ask, becoming flustered from all of this.
“Hmm, how did the audio go?” he taps his index finger against chin, making it seem like he’s deeply pondering about something. “Give a bitch sum head or sum?” He asks again, causing you to finally understand what’s going on.
Chris is now on his knees at the foot of the bed, stripping you of your jean shorts, leaving you in your pink laced underwear. He opens your thighs, peppering kisses to the left and right, slowly moving closer to the clothed cunt.
You sigh out, enjoying the feeling of his lips dancing across your thighs. You begin squirming as his lips get closer to your core, making Chris grip onto your hips to prevent you from doing so.
Chris plants a hot, wet kiss upon your covered clit. You whimper out, just wanting Chris’s lips on your leaking core.
“Please Chris.” you whine out, looking down at him between your thighs.
“What do you want, baby?” He asks, now sucking on the inside of your thighs, creating hickeys.
“I need your mouth against me please.” you say, sifting your fingers through his brunette locks. Chris then proceeds to peel your underwear off of you, stuffing them into his pocket.
His lips finally attach to you core, you dragging out a loud moan from your throat. Chris’s tongue leaves long licks to your slit, slipping it into your soaked hole from time to time.
“Oh, shit Chris.” you yank his hair that’s tangled in between your fingers , resulting in him groaning out into your pussy. Chris then begins to suck on your clit, the knot in your stomach becoming more apparent.
You rock your hips into Chris’s face, his nose hitting your sensitive bud every time you do so.
“Mmm, Chris i’m close.” you sigh out, Chris now increasing the speed of his tongue.
“Cmon, give it to me mama.” Chris mumbles into you, making a rush of pleasure cascade over your body as you cum.
Chris doesn’t give you time to rest, he gets up from his kneeling position, lays his head by the head board, and pulls you over his mouth.
You feel his mouth enclose around your dripping cunt, your hand automatically gripping the headboard due the vast amount of pleasure. Chris moves his hands around your hips, tightly holding onto them as he moves them against his face.
“Fuck Chris!” you say, a moan flowing from your mouth. You throw your head back, leaving your mouth agape, overwhelmed by all of this.
“Is it too much baby?” he asks, you whine out in response. The sound of Chris slurping up your juices filled your ears, driving you completely overboard.
“C-c-can’t take it anymore Chris.” you say, slightly lifting your hips away from Chris’ lips. He then goes to wrap his arms around your thighs, keeping you trapped above his mouth.
“You taste so fucking good, just give me one more please?” he asks, continuing his torturous assault on your pussy. You collect his hair back into your hand, moans and whimpers leaving your lips as your second orgasm begins to take over.
Your breathing becomes heavy, now releasing your cum all over Chris’ face. He cleans you up, not leaving any left over cum.
You fall to the side of Chris, looking into his face and giving him a lazy smile as you see your juices glistening off him in the light. He gets up, grabs a warm towel, and cleans off your thighs.
He then grabs another pair of your underwear and one of his hoodies, and puts them on you. You slide underneath the covers, your body sore. Chris then comes next to you, wrapping your legs around his waist as you snuggle into his neck.
for - @ellaynaa 🔥
tags: @mattslolita @muwapsturniolo @luverboychris @sturnsslut @bigbeefybitch @rileysturniolo @itsnotmariahh @summerssover @l0ver-i @thenickgirl
#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo#sturniolos#chaossturns#chris sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#fanfic#fanfiction#kennsreqs#chris sturniolo smut#sturniolo smut
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NOOOOOO
(tbhk chapter 120 spoilers)
WDYMMM GUYS STOP DYING WHAT😭😭😭 like ik he’s coming back but shi bro
Normally i would be all ‘omg terukane🤍 he cares🤍’ but this is mega sad bro.😭 he knew his siblings, he knew kou better than nene, better than aoi. I can’t
He knew what to do😭. He stopped them i can’t rn
This is so sad to me bcs he was willing to live in a world where his crush of 10+ years was being married off to another man, a world where his whole past life is gone, a world where everyone hates him, no one trusts him, and he’ll forever be alone in the burden of this kind of being on him.
But when kou dies, when kou dies thats where he draws the line? I’m not sure if the line ‘we’re going to use the big clock to rewind this world’ mean’s like he’s going to undo what just happened, or undo the whole ‘world’ and go back to their old present.
Either way, kou’s death, and ultimately teru’s looming suffering is what tips him off?
Hmm hmm. Makes you think makes you think.
This panel especially gets me .
11/18 Update: HE MIGHT KILL HIMSELF??
#terukane#real#tbhk#minamoto teru#aoi akane#akane aoi#yashiro nene#analysis#chapter 120#tbhk chapter 120
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Rage
charlie bushnell x ex!reader
warnings: angst, allusions to cheating, swearing
summary: reader and charlie break up and she releases an album
a/n why do i love this (i still love charlie i just needed some angst smau) 😭 also if ur names harper i’m sorry (lets pretend dior's 19 ok? ok)
liked by treepaine, user04 and 19,834,692 more celebgossip actor charlie bushnell spotted with harper elle. that doesn’t look like y/n l/n to us. comments are closed
diorrr
yn? u ok did u see the post? n/n pls answer me im worried yn if u don’t answer me in ten minutes i’m coming over about to leave the house read 19:45
leah my bae
yn u ok? i just saw what happened pls talk to me im gonna be there with dior read 19:51
rolling in the deep
hey i just saw you alright? i’ve given leah some food for you delivered
walkie talkie
yn i sent some flowers with dior hope ur ok delivered
char 🫶🏻
yn pls let me explain it was a mistake
you have blocked this user
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conangray fr (i’m not a man) ➔ thisisyn lmao ly dior.n.goodjohn the last pic is apple juice cos leah’s a baby ➔ thisisyn ^ hearts4yn charlie when i catch you ynloml pretty ➔ thisisyn all u ynismywife charlie start sleeping with one eye open walkerscobell is that a swear word i see 🤓 👆 ➔ thisisyn get out of my comment section aryansimhadri when’s the next album coming out ➔ thisisyn you literally already know??? user08 NEW ALBUM???? cinnamongirl motherrrrrrrr ➔ thisisyn childdddddd
liked by aryansimhadri, iamcharliebushnell and 3,457,890,211 more thisisyn my new album RAGE will be out on 29th june, womanizer my lead single will be out 16th june. view comments
oliviarodrigo omg the cover looks beautiful dior.n.goodjohn i’ve been waiting for this 🤭 leahsavajeffries new filming playlist??? aryansimhadri i’m gonna cover this walkerscobell r u smoking honeymoon the cover 😍 user34 charlie get out of the likes hearts4yn THE DIG AT CHARLIE? ➔ user46 wdym ➔ ynloml she’s releasing her single on his birthday harperelle nice cover ➔ ynloml get tf out ➔ hearts4yn the audacity harperismywife slut user6 she’s not even pretty harper’s prettier
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dior.n.goodjohn she fr is not better liked by creator leahsavajeffries bout to make sure someone else is hurting liked by creator aryansimhadri claiming traitor ➔ thisisyn u might have to fight leah on that 😶 ➔ walkerscobell and me user6 ew hearts4yn CANT WAIT
liked by iamcharliebushnell, harperelleismywife and 120 others harperelle in greece view comments
harperellefan fav couple hearts4yn hope ur happy ➔ harperelle i am actually ynloml charlie i just wanna have a word 🤗 🔪 ynismywife omfg user34 anyone else remember when yn and charlie went to greece
liked by dior.n.goodjohn, aryansimhadri and 56,981,392 more thisisyn i loved performing my album RAGE for the first time. brooklyn you're an awesome crowd! view comments
dior.n.goodjohn ur literally amazing babes ➔ thisisyn u were stunning frfr walkerscobell I GOT DEATH THREATS FILLING UP SEMI TRUCKS ➔ thisisyn POP OFF leahsavajeffries you shouldve heard aryan singing 😭 im sending u the vid ➔ thisisyn YES PLEASE hearts4yn the way everyone was screaming fck charlie 🤭
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hearts4yn mother is def mothering ynloml this is class ynismywife honestly she’s so pure for that
liked by walkerscobell, dior.n.goodjohn and 12,784,813 more thisisyn i got them by my side so why would i need you?
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dior.n.goodjohn can’t believe walker stole my noodles, keep an eye out buddy ➔ walkerscobell i’m scared liked by creator hearts4yn not the line from lonely
liked by aryansimhadri, walkerscobell and 1,674,811 more thisisyn why don’t i have any 0.5’s of aryan 😭 view comments
dior.n.goodjohn pls send me the picture of leah 🙏 ➔ thisisyn just sent ➔ leahsavajeffries can’t believe it aryansimhadri i’m just better ➔ thisisyn should’ve posted the photo of sleeping ➔ aryansimhadri no pls
liked by thisisyn, walkerscobell and 12,765,911 more celebgossip charlie bushnell and harper elle have broken up rumours say that she cheated on him. comments are closed
liked by taylorswift, leahsavajeffries and 34,520,921 more thisisyn my ep, REVENGE, comes out this friday !!
i’ve always thought of revenge as the younger sister of rage, i genuinely wanted to change revenge to rage (deluxe) but i’m glad i didn’t because now i can show u guys revenge as itself. view comments
dior.n.goodjohn summer anthem walkerscobell playing this during set rickriordan adding to my play in the show playlist taylorswift this is so rep coded honeymoon talent aryansimhadri too many covers i have to sing hearts4yn mother ynloml can’t wait !!
a/n deciding to leave it there cos i’m too sleepy and have like seven drafts to work on 😭 and can’t wait to see my husband in two days we were literally not fed enough last episode
#acourtofswiftiesandshadowdaddies#percy series#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover#pjo#luke castellan#charlie bushnell x reader#charlie bushnell#dior goodjohn#leah sava jeffries#walker scobell#aryan simhadri
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log out! (akin to a pride verse) (ls2)
a collection of times reina posts on her .jpg account, and one time she accidentally forgets to log out of her main.
warnings/notes: mentioned drunkeness, jokes about sex, will i keep them a couple or just besties?? i dunno, stay tuned !
reitanaka.jpg made a new post! (private account)
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reitanaka.jpg: logan sushi weekend!!! (we are drunk on soju!!!)
maxverstappen: oh?
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: hehe •̀⩊•́
logansargeant: i need everyone to know that ribbon cut off the circulation to my finger
olliebearman: REINA MIYOKO TANAKA MATSUMOTO.
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: NO NONO OLLIE STOP IT STOP SHUT UP STIP TALKING SHUT THEFUCK UP
⤷ olliebearman; OHHHH PH MY GODDDD IM TELLING RENÉ
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: CRASH INTO A WALL. DNF AT UR HOME RACE. FUCK YOU.
liamlawson: oh ive been waiting for this
kimiantionelli: so when are we debriefing about this. bc i know you want ur ‘pre race debrief.’
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: UGH. monte carlo. find my room when u land ig
logansargeant: oh so suddenly i’m NOT ALLOWED to hang out with my bestie without it being seen as weird.
⤷ oscarpiastri: logan. u are shirtless in one of those photos.
⤷ logansargeant: I WAS HOT. WE DID CARDIO.
⤷ alexalbon: what kind of cardio?
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: this isnt very buddist of u alex.
⤷ oscarpiastri: rei shut up im w alex on this one.
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: im gonna block u both.
maxverstappen: i’m so intrigued.
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: max close ur eyes
danielricciardo: absolutely crying my eyes out over these comments
oscarpiastri: 'omg why does everyone think we're dating!!!" LOOK AT YOU.
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: @ lilyzneimer hes being meannn
⤷ lilyznemier: os knock it off
⤷ oscarpiastri: REI DONT USE MY GIRLFRIEND AGAINST ME??
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reitanaka.jpg: drunk and thinking ab the weekend i babysat p and vics kids and now im missing them. guys look at how cute they are. LUCA karting w ME??? sobbing.
oscarpiastri: just so everyone who is not here knows, she is literally drunk crying into her phone rn
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: oscar im gonna crashgate u
⤷ oscarpiastri: WOOAAAHH WOAHHHH WOAHHHH
⤷ logansargeant: SCREENSHOTTED.
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: i’m gonna send max after you both
⤷ maxverstappen: pls i’m gonna get fined
kellypiquet: penelope won’t stop talking about you. please come back to monaco soon she might lose it.
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: booking a flight rn
⤷ maxverstappen: reina i will fly u out
⤷ logansargeant: both of u pls she is trying to pack a bag while drunk as hell and my stomach hurts from laughing at her failing
⤷ reinatanaka.jpg: im gonna bite youloghan
⤷ logansargeant: please not again.
⤷ maxverstappen: AGAIN?
⤷ logansargeant: shes a biter when
⤷ maxverstappen: when?
⤷ logansargeant: no nevermind im realizing i should censor myself in front of u
⤷ oscarpiastri: logan stop talking.
maxverstappen: two days later and im still trying to figure out what logan means here.
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: yeah max i bite him. are u gonna judge me for that? muscles are fun to bite
⤷ maxverstappen: im judging you very harshly.
⤷ kellypiquet: no i do it too reina (we have discussed this at length)
⤷ maxverstappen: wait a fucking second.
⤷ kellypiquet: ive said too much. he has connected the dots. godspeed logan.
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: KELLY HOW COULD U DO THIS TO US
⤷ danielricciardo: oh max is just now realizing???
⤷ logansargeant: im never showing my face around red bull again
⤷ maxverstappen: logan.
⤷ logansargeant: nope !
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reitanaka.jpg: @ logansargeant stop playing ur stupid sim and ake jelloshots w me pookie <3
maxverstappen: i watched her pull all of these out of her camera roll.
⤷ maxverstappen: she also has many shirtless photos of him.
⤷ liamlawson: yeah ive seen logans camera roll
⤷ reitanaka: LIAM LAWSON SHUT THE FUCK UP.
⤷ maxverstappen: oh god.
felipedrugovich: did not need this on my TL !
⤷ theopourchaire: be blessed u werent on the phone w liam when she dropped this post
⤷ zackosullivan: LMAOOO PRAYERS FOR YOU
arthurleclerc: HELLO????? HELLOOOOO????
logansargeant: WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE????
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: my pookies on pinterest
lilymhe: ur so real for this babe (i need alex ones)
⤷ lilyzneimer: me too i can never find funny oscar posts :(
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: both of u give me ur pinterests i have albums saved for each driver i know
⤷ lilymhe: YESSSS
oscarpiastri: THIS IS THE MOST INCRIMINATING SHIT REINA
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: ignoring u for my mental health
kimiantionelli: the fourth one??? fourth one??
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: go away bitch
liamlawson: this is criminal. ur actually sick in the head.
⤷ logansargeant: help me
⤷ liamlawson: nah man u did this to urself.
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reitanaka.jpg: test ride (him or the car?)
oscarpiastri: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GUYS ACTUALLY ARE INSANE
jakcrawford: NO SHOT
richardverschoor: is this a 'slay'
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: omg richie u did it <3
maxverstappen: WOAH WHAT?
maxverstappen: REINA THE CAPTION?
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: MAX LOOK AWAY
⤷ maxverstappen: NO WHAT THE FUCK
⤷ danielricciardo: REINA RUN.
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: i cant. (i was serious about the caption)
⤷ danielricciardo: OH MY FUCKING GOD REINA
⤷ maxverstappen: REINA PLEASE THERE ARE THINGS WE DONT NEED TO KNOW
liamlawson: GO REI GO GO GO !!!!!!!!
olliebearman: REINAWHAT THE FUCK YOUDIDNT TELL ME THIS WAS HAPPENING??
⤷ kimiantionelli: imagine
⤷ olliebearman: @ reitanaka.jpg YOU TOLD HIM AND NOT ME?
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: this is for being a cunt yesterday
logansargeant: i apologize in advance to everyone. we are going to be unsufferable.
theopourchaire: GOD THESE COMMENTS
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reitanaka.jpg: this is my official soft launch even though i know u all know now
kellypiquet: penelope is sad she has to share u now
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: she always comes first
logansargeant: who is this tall fellow?
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: shut the fuck up
liamlawson: we KNOW
jakehughes: ur comments are a hard launch
alexalbon: I TOOK THE SECOND ONE!!!!
⤷ lilymhe: no the FUCK you did not. I DID.
⤷ alexalbon: IT WAS ON MY PHONE
⤷ lilymhe: I CLICKED THE BUTTON
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: ladies ur both beautiful stfu.
juanmcorrea: wait u guys weren't already dating??
theopourchaire: you dont even need to soft launch anything
olliebearman: notice how max is just. not here?
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: he lost priv account privileges bc he stole my kit kat
⤷ olliebearman: damn fair enough
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reitanaka.jpg: GUYYSSSIM SO IN LOVEWITH MY BOYFRIENF!!! P3 BABY GO MJAMIIII!!!!!! NIAMI!!! RAAAAHHHH
maxverstappen: rei where are you??
⤷ logansargeant: dw shes currently laying face first giggling into my chest, she keeps calling me pookie and idk what to do
⤷ maxverstappen: gl when she starts to cry bc she loves u
⤷ logansargeant: what.
⤷ logansargeant: MAX HELP???
⤷ maxverstappen: lol
theopourchaire: LOGAN P3 RAHHH
alexalbon: lily and rei are crying together this is rlly funny
liamlawson: omg pookie <3
⤷ logansargeant: im kicking you in the balls next time i see you
⤷ liamlawson: not if i kick u first
oscarpiastri: most unserious hard launch ever reina
zackosullivan: why is he scared in the first one???
olliebearman: @ kimiantionelli u owe me
⤷ kimiantonelli: wtf.
richardverschoor: ofc reina posts the funny one first and the nice ones second
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: gorrakeep hisego smaller thsn his dick
⤷ richardverschoor: drink some water rei
⤷ reitanaka.jpg: SOHU 11111
danielricciardo: godspeed logan!
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reinamatsumoto: breaking news on the jpg account ! jealous logan takes hot and sexy girlfriend reina on impromptu beach trip after reporter flirts with her ! more after the race!
maxverstappen: REINA THIS IS YOUR MAIN ACCOUNT
oscarpiastri: OH MY GOD REINA
lilymhe: BABE THIS IS PUBLIC
maxverstappen: REINA
logansargeant: REINA
olliebearman: UH OH
kimiantionelli: IMSPRINTING THROUGH THE GARAGE!!!
landonorris: NOOOO REINA!!!!!!
logansargeant: REINA NO
logansargeant: REINA DELETE THIS
carlossainz: oh hello logan!
charlesleclerc: @ arthurleclerc ??????
⤷ arthurleclerc: ur not on the jpg. u dont get it.
⤷ charlesleclerc: what the fuck i want jpg privileges.
kellypiquet: good luck prema and williams PR (do not hire me to help)
premaracing: UH. SO??? @ williamsracing
⤷ williamsracing: OH. HEYYYY??? (we are sprinting to find logan)
⤷ logansargeant: I DONT HAVE HER LOGIN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???
⤷ premaracing: OH MY GOD I HAVE HER LOG IN
⤷ logansargeant: PREMA ADMIN GO GO GO GO
theopourchaire: @ logansargeant LOGAN DO SOMETHING???
⤷ logansargeant: SHES IN LONDON. IM IN FUCKING VEGAS.
danielricciardo: OH MY GOD IM LOSING IT
gerihorner: well this is new! congrats!
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reinamatsumoto: the williams double date y'all have been waiting for (and totally my hard launch of logan what are u guys talking about?)
tagged: logansargeant, lilymhe, alexalbon
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gerihorner: so cute rei <3!!!
user1: yes reina this is the only post you have made.
user2: MY PARENTS!!!!
williamsracing: we love our healthy couples! (this is the only post you have made about logan.)
hanatanaka: [glad you're happy !!]
liamlawson: logan has escaped jpg jail (i did not)
⤷ reinamatsumoto: LIAM.
⤷ logansargeant: imagine not making it to the main account
⤷ reinamatsumoto: LOGAN.
⤷ user4: OH MY GOD?
user3: does he have the red bull seal of approval?
⤷ redbullracing: begrudgingly.
logansargeant: love u
⤷ reinamatsumoto: love u too pookie
⤷ logansargeant: STOP WITH POOKIE.
maxverstappen: surprised i dont see more shirtless logan w how many pics of him u have in ur camera roll
⤷ reinamatsumoto: MAX EMILIAN VERSTAPPEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
⤷ user5: MAX CALLING HER OUT!!!!!!
arthurleclerc: ive been WAITING.
olliebearman: oh finally ur public (it has been several months.)
oscarpiastri: wheres OUR double date?? @ logansargeant
⤷ logansargeant: BRING LILY TO LONDON!!!
⤷ lilyzneimer: yeah osc wtf??
⤷ reinamatsumoto: GET HIS ASS LILY!!!
#f1 fanfic#f1 smau#logan sargeant fic#logan sargeant fanfic#logan sargeant smau#formula one fanfiction
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Hampden College dashboard simulator
(credit to @barnbridges too for some of the ideas :))
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@ richard-papen ?
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???
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no.
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who DOES keep voting yes????
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who even are you people reblogging this??????
#please stop.
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drew tihs
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this is really nice bun
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No, you did not draw this.
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SHUT
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oh
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HAHASJHASHJA
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real talk what do you guys think is ACTUALLY going on at the lyceum atp cause like i've heard too much weird stuff about those freaks......
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not richard btw!! he's fine he's cool
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He still won't sleep with you anyways. Let it go. Get better soon 💕
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what do you and your creepy ass brother want from me OMG leave me ALONE
#i'm blocking ALL five of you jfc
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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THAT MUTILATED FARMER THEY RANDOMLY FOUND IN THE WOODS IN NOVEMBER?? WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT ANYMORE?????
#like hello??? #that WASN'T normal #why isn't the police investigating...... #hampden #mystery #unsolved
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Edmund "Bunny" Corcoran — everything we know so far about the case of Hampden's missing youth:
https://www.thehampdenexaminer.com/disappearance-of-edmund-bunny-corcoran-1627125.html
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‼️IMPORTANT!! STUDENTS OF HAMPDEN PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!!
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💔💔💔 Please guys help us find him...
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^^^ reblog!!! i really hope he's fine... share if you know anything that might help!!
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What have those greek guys got going on 😭 it's always them everytime something happens istg. let's hope they find him and all's well tho...
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YES.
#04/14/1983 #THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE LONGER OMG #it's not even been two weeks #this is crazy... #i can't believe he actually died #rest in peace #bunny corcoran #hampden #hampden college
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Guys they found Edmund Corcoran... He's dead...
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HE'S DEAD????
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The Examiner just confirmed it. They're saying it was an hiking accident. He went in the woods near college for a walk and fell down the ravine... It was a girl with her dog who found him the other day when the snow had melted and she called the police. Broken neck and everything...
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You still believe it was an hiking accident? lmao come on. There's clearly something else behind this. Not to mention NONE of his friends have ever spoken about it or anything. Ain't that suspicious for anyone else? They have to know something.
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Stop using his death as an excuse to start fights and get clout omg... You people are horrible. Maybe let's not make assumptions on things we know nothing about and just be respectful towards him and the people grieving???? The police will take care of it it's literally not your business
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whatever he was awful tbh he deserved it
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no he didn't?? what the hell? did you even know him
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you're all ridiculous he was an ass and you know it, no one could stand him and now everyone suddenly pretends to miss him just cause he's dead, be fr now 💀
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If you think Bunny deserved what happened to him just block me. I'm so serious I don't want anything to do with you.
#i hate this school sometimes #if it was your family member or your friend you'd be devastated #maybe think about that before opening your mouths #bunny corcoran #justice for bunny #hampden #hampden college
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stop spreadin shit aboyt bunny btw. he wsa NOT involved in drugs.
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ME NEITHER. jsut so were clear yk haha
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i swear
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listen to my pdocast
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THAT ONE HUGE GUY FROM THE GREEK CLASS SHOT HIMSELF??????????
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?????? NO WAY IT'S THEM AGAIN
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Yeah it's true... Chilling...
https://www.thehampdenexaminer.com/hampden-college-student-dead-by-suicide-3683920.html
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Nah that place is cursed I tell you 😭 first that Corcoran guy they found in the ravine and now this... No wonder they shut the class down
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they really did fuck around and find out with all that cult shit they were into 💀 bet they really got themselves some curse or something messing with dyonisus or the devil whatever it was 💀💀 crazy people. who cares the college is better off without them tbh they're creepy
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Not the same discourse again... No one cares about your opinion on them. He died. TWO of them died. And you're here speculating on them and still treating the whole thing as a joke?? Gross.
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no fr y'all did the same with bunny corcoran when he went missing and now you're doing it again... i don't care if you didn't like them i mean they were kind of weird but... at least just try to be a decent human being in front of an actual tragedy. all you people should be ashamed of yourselves.
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I CAN'T be the only one thinking there must be some kind of connection between these two events right????
#idk maybe i'm crazy but hear me out #just think about it #it's barely been a month since corcoran and now THIS happens?? #like yeah maybe he was just #depressed?? for corcoran???? and so he did that #idk #but it sounds REALLY weird to me #plus what was the whole fuss with julian morrow just #randomly leaving college out of nowhere?? #AND let's not forget mcree either like????? #WHAT IS HAPPENING #hampden #hampden college #bunny corcoran #henry winter
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#i spent way too much time on this#hope it's as funny as it was in my head#tsh#the secret history#henry winter#bunny corcoran#richard papen#francis abernathy#charles macaulay#camilla macaulay#dashboard simulator#🌻
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Thoughts on TBHK Chapter 120
We made it boys Chapter 120 is HERE! Let's see what they have in store for us today ^^ oh boy this cover card is already making me sad because how DARE you remind us of the good old days before throwing us into whatever torment awaits us 😫
What is it Clock keepers week or somethin, I swear ever since the announcement of S2 we've been getting nothing but clock keepers content like wtf Aidairo, don't get me wrong I LOVE the clock keepers but Damn save some surprises for the anime ^^;
Ok WOAH 3 things, 1, it seems that we were kinda right with saying that this was not our original kou because of how nonchalant he acted last chapter and how he Wanted to bring yashiro here to THIS hanako, 2nd of all it seems that while tho the entity does seem to have control over hanako and I guess kou, it DOES seem that you are able to fight it, meaning it doesn't have Full control over hanako therefore there is a way to bring him back
This is the Definition of "Denial " 😅😅
NO! Don't tell me mitsuba is dead again, NOOO! I can't handle this anymore aidairo, why do you DO THIS, also looks like I was right, yashiro is going to have to decide on whether bringing back the Old timeline, or keeping things the way they are now. Yeeah the clock keepers aren't going to like that 😅
I don't know about you but this seemed ODDLY familiar to me ^^ *cough, cough* hanako's keys *cough, cough*
TIME-SLIPING! 😱
Nah, this ain't our Kou for SURE, if ya had any doubts earlier then This right here just PROVES it, he is straight talking like a villain for real 😫 also yay Red house lore
Wait so Amane's Dead in this timeline as well!? 🤯 that means this man never has a Good ending
F*CK! you gotta be effing kidding me MAN! Aida when I catch you aida, Aida when I catch you! Also look at where's he's talking her to, the effing PIT, yep my sacrifice theory is coming to past ^^;
The Homie TERU!!! Omg never in my life have I've been SO glad to see you ^w^ That's TWICE now he's come in clutch
No, NO NO! DON'T TELL ME HE'S DYING😰😰😰
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!😭😭😭😭😭 not him PLEASE NOT HIM!
Oh my heart just SANK
If there was 1 word to describe this chapter, it would be: DESPAIR. Oh nah I don't think I can handle this anymore, this chapter literally just BROKE me, I don't even want to read anymore but I've to too far, I HAVE to see the end, well, guess we'll see what happens next month, omg this chapter just, WOW!😢😢😢 (yeah I rather have the old timeline back thank you)
#anime#kawaii#2000s anime#90s anime#anime / manga#shounen#animanga#toilet bound hanako kun#jibaku shoujo hanako kun#jibaku shounen hanako kun#tbhk manga#tbhk#tbhk spoilers#tbhk anime#tbhk hanako#tbhk nene#tbhk kou#tbhk teru#tbhk akane#tbhk aoi#yashiro nene#hanako kun#kou minamoto#teru minamoto#akane aoi#aoi akane#chapter 120#tbhk 120#miimo96
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